Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Mitt Romney and the War on Passive Agression




                                                                                                                           (c)2012  Surcadia      
"All warfare is based on deception."


Dear Sun Tzu,


I know you've been dead for a couple thousand years or so but I have this rival that continually does things to me but he does them through other people, by insinuation and by associating with people who are known to do and say hurtful things that he claims to not share their beliefs. It's not about me though. Currently he has declared war on the poor, women, people of color, secularists, and a host of good patriotic people but he does it by using euphemisms, by turning the language against us and by simply denying what he has said in the past. When confronted about things he has done or said he denies it and blames me for those self same things and I can't seem to pin him on anything. 



Sincerely,
Barack Obama



Thursday, June 2, 2011

Tongue Eater Alert!


My sister can be counted on to post the most amazing examples of nature unimagined and sometimes it is the stuff of nightmares. This is a tongue eating parasitic louse. It eats the tongue of its host and replaces it self as the new 'tongue' and then proceeds to eat its host's food, slowly killing it.

I want to believe that nothing is as cruel or unusual as Nature but look at what has happened to the Great Red Snapper called the Republican Party. Something has eaten its tongue and is now firmly entrenched itself as its new 'tongue'. This infestation, called "Tongue Eating American Political Adhocratic Republican Tongue Yawper" or TEAPARTY for short, has successfully replaced the tongue of its host, the GOP.

Aside from the fact that the parasite is not really a part of the Host and only lives off its food-stream, is the more important problem that the Host no longer can 'taste' its food, discern its sources or even gain the full benefit of nourishment before it is usurped by the parasite. In effect, the GOP has lost its taste for the People and feeds instead on Koch Industries, the preferred food of Yawpers.

Witness the Host trying to float a roster of Presidential hopefuls but their tongues are successfully being eaten by 'Yawpers' who replace their ideas and ideals with that of the parasitic mob. The Yawpers infest/control Iowa, the once rich feeding g rounds of the Host. The Yawper Litmus Test will successfully remove the tongues of the successful candidate. By the time these hopefuls navigate upstream to face their final opponent they will have no tongue, and their new 'toingue' will be a flag wagging parasite that will not only kill the Host but will kill the ecosystem we call Democracy.

If crossed, the yawper simply swells up and blocks all food to the Host. The horrible thing about these parasites, though, is that the host does not seem to know it is there. Does not seem to know it has no real tongue and doesn't seem to know its new food supply it shares with the Yawper is slowly poisoning it... Too bad we won't have Medicare to help them.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hochul: Rhymes with 'Local'...


Twenty two years ago, in a country thousands of miles away, an unknown man stood in front of a tank and tried to stop a tank. The Chinese call that time simply 6/4 in the same way we say 9/11. Acts and images arise with those numbers that are indelibly etched on our psyche. The acts of courage and cowardice in these two times are powerful symbols but the thousands of other acts will never be known, remembered or imagined. Life is unfair.



A year and a half from now the giants will do battle for the hearts, minds and votes of the people to see who will lead our country for another four years. By then, we will have forgotten something that happened last week. No one will remember 5/24 or remember the name Kathy Hochul (or even how to pronounce it). Life...

But something extraordinary did happen on that day and, if the Dems and GOP are smart, they will etch this day in the glass of their Iphones as the day they lost or won those hearts and minds. You see, with very little hope, money or support, one woman took on a bastion of conservatism in western New York and beat the GOP congressional candidate with a single commercial and a singular message. 


They want to take a way your Medicare.

While we may not agree on Health Care, Abortion, Taxes, Guns, Gay Marriage, etc. I believe we can all agree that we will all, hopefully, grow old. We also all can agree that life is uncertain and that having money today is no guarantee for the future. The events since 9/11 have shaken our sure and, possibly arrogant, belief that our future is secure. Pensions raided, jobs lost, investments destroyed and a culture of entitlement has been replaced by one of survival of the fittest. The end result is a consensus of fear. Whatever you believe about Medicare, You or someone you love will need it one day or already do.

I'm not a one issue kind of a guy but where there is consensus there should be action. Should be. Life is unsure and, often, unfair. If life were fair we would remember the name of Kathy Hochul. If life were fair we would remember the thousands of people, Democrats, Republicans, Independents and Non-aligned who all realized something we all need to remember .We all need each other. We all need to care for one another. We all need care. Medicare.

We also need brave people like Kathy Hochul. Think Globally, act 'Hochully'.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Monty Python and the HOLY FAIL





A few days ago the Vatican released a set of guidelines regarding the new methods by which the Church will handle Priest Sexual Abuse going forward. This was in anticipation of the long awaited John Jay School of Criminology study and, it was assumed, that the guidelines addressed the findings. Several years ago we saw the first part of the 'impartial study' and its  damning conclusions make the much anticipated sequel's lame conclusions mind blowing. The flowering revelations of the first begged the answers in the second. It was not to be. Someone once said that you can tell by the flowers if the tree will bear fruit. Not so here. The 'fruit' of this second study was meant to kill the flowering truth  that was the first. Someone else said that by your fruits you'd be known... So be it.


Studying the Study

Over five years and nearly two million dollars were spent by the USCCB Bishops to address the scandal that has rocked the Catholic church. The stated mission was to find an impartial and scientific study to find the causes and context of the scandal  but a reading of the second study leaves one wondering if the stated mission bears any resemblance to the actual mission or to impartiality. Evidently, the choice of John Jay College is a good one for the Church:
"Providence has given our people the choice of their rulers, and it is the duty, as well as privilege and interest, of a Christian nation to select and prefer Christians for their rulers."
-Justice John Jay


The preferred Christians here are the United States Conference of catholic Bishops. Not so preferential is the treatment of the victims. The revelations of the first study are ignored or roundly refuted with new statistics, definitions and a dizzying array of pseudo-social commentary that comes from who knows where. It is uninformative and unapologetic. Odd, given the notion of a 'causal' study but, then again, it isn't a study. You may be happy to note that the college is paid for by city and state taxes. 


As noted, the actual study is not actually a study. It is a questionnaire. It is neither impartial nor does it seek to ‘discover’ the causes or the context. What arises is a carefully orchestrated question and answer period with the Bishops asking the questions and the Vatican via her priests giving the answer. While the study has not been fully analyzed and spun yet, you can read it for yourself as well as discover the methodology of the first John Jay study about the ‘nature and scope’ linked here for those who want to read that one.  The new one(summarized) is freshly out (whole) following a modified version of the previous methodology and the preliminary findings, and opinions have hit the media. Here is my take.


Of the roughly 1.8 million dollar price tag of the study, $918,000 was paid for by the US Conference of Catholic Bishops. The remaining half was by the US Justice Department (a grant of $283,651), Knights of Columbus, ($250,000)

Donations, from $100,000 to $1,000, came from foundations including the Raskob Foundation, Catholic Mutual Group, SC (Sisters of Charity) Ministry Foundation, Luce Foundation, Greater Cincinnati Foundation, Assisi Foundation of Memphis and Daughters of Charity Foundation/Province of the West; and health-related organizations such as the Catholic Health Association of the United States and St. Joseph Health System in Orange, Calif.

There also was a $100,000 anonymous donation and donations totaling $242 from individual members of Voice of the Faithful. Hardly a broad crosssection of those involved, victimized or interested. Most interesting is a quarter of a million from the Justice Department. Our Money. Well Spent.

Now it isn’t impossible to be impartial if you are largely funded by the very body being accused but it certainly makes it difficult. More important is the media spin that this is a ‘secular and independent’ school of criminal justice.  As you can see in the next section, the ‘causes and context’ were a fait accompli.


Who defined the methodology

Like the first ‘study’, the methodology is a questionnaire designed to ascertain cause and context (the title of the study). The problem here is that, like the first ‘study’ the crucial evidence, documents, court documents, depositions and Vatican directives, memos, etc. were declared off-limits and, instead, the meat of the study focused on asking a set of questions to be answered by the priests, deacons, staff etc.


The rest is analysis of the first study and a contextual study of 'the times' 1950-2010. This is telling because the 'study is a thinly disguised debunking of the first disastrous study and a contextual analysis where they will eventually place the blame. The excuse is that the Church cannot divulge materials relevant to litigation but clearly this is being used to bolster those cases, so why can't facts be entered into the study? There are only questions...

So who wrote the questions? Not John Jay. Like the first study a person was appointed to write the parameters and questions to be asked and that was then turned ovwer to the College to create a study.  Despite the obvious problem of impartiality, there is the added problem of the questions themselves.

It is clear from the first study that the nature and scope was bigger, deeper, longer and worse than they (the Bishops) imagined. To circumvent a similar surprise finding, the Bishops elected to narrow the questioning to ‘the spike of reported incidences’ from the fifties on.

The biggest problem with the methodology is that when the current Pope centralized all information and administration dealing with the scandal under his then post as Cardinal for the Congregatrion of the Doctrine of the Faith, he began to systematically disseminate the official church position on all questions that may be asked. In other words, the Bishops wrote the questions and the Pope provided the answers. That is not the worst of it.

Who defined the terms

The terminology used in the  study was narrowly defined to guarantee a result. The first study taught them that open ended questions and broad connotations yielded the unwanted result of Truth. Here is how it works. If I asked you to reveal how many times you pooped your pants, the number might be staggering. If I redefine ‘pants’ as diapers and only ask how many times ‘after ten’, the results become infinitesimal. Ergo… You never pooped your pants… Science. Ridiculous?

In the study ‘Pedophilia’ was defined as ‘ten and under’ rendering a staggeringly small  5% of all accused priests (over 6000 recently accused) as pedophiles. The effect was then reported as a finding effectively minimizing the problem and insinuating (by omission) the other 95% as non-sexual run of the mill abuse, consensual sex or plainly a lie.

The results would be staggeringly different if we were to apply the psychological definition of thirteen or the common law definition of sixteen or the strict legal definition of ‘minor’ at eighteen. The fact that the other 95% is ignored speaks to the deviant nature of the study and its real aims. It speaks to the culture of Rome. But ignoring the vast majority of the evidence is evidence of the vast majorities ignoring the problem and the culture still in denial from the Pontiff on down.

Who defined the information sources

When asked about the evidence that might be more useful in a real study, the Bishops refer and defer to the Pope. The Pope feigns ignorance despite his previous position as Inquisitor General and the man who put himself personally in charge of all matters regarding the scandal. It is disingenuous of the Pope to claim ignorance in these matters or to put out a set of guidelines that runs contrary to what he knows to be true. There is no larger repository of evidence, allegations, findings, cover-ups and records then the one he personally oversaw.

The office of the Doctrine of the Faith provides no information to the John Jay study and so how can the study do anything but provide a five year stall and well rehearsed response froim the faithful? One only has to listen to the Pontiff's speech to the Irish to see the broad outlines of the official Church position and the resultant outcome of the study and how they coincidentally match.

The most startling piece of the study is not its methodology or the study itself but the conclusions. After the findings of the first study showed the nature and scope of the problem, the second seems to answer the first by denying that the priesthood, the Bishops, Vatican or Pope is  responsible. A feeble statement of cause claims that :


Evidently, they simply weren’t trained well. So how has that changed? What training is there now? I think a different study may have asked, “How long  has this been going on and why were parishioners more likely to come forward during this time and less likely before and after?” The pressure to keep silent in the past and the strategies to hide and divide in the present leaves this gaping hole now conveniently blamed on Woodstock.


'Context is all'

So goes the mantra from Margaret Atwoods Dystopian ‘Handmaid's Tale’ in which a Theocracy takes over America before anyone realizes. And so it goes from the Dystopian nightmare that is the New Vatican's answer to the first study and critics of the Pope. After a swift rationalization and justification comes a mea culpa that sounds like ‘we just weren’t ready for the twisted priest candidates that you sent us… We blame you... and the Church Police concur. The final blow or conclusion sounds like something out of a Monty Python Sketch:


(Organ music. A huge hand descends and points at the man.)

Bishops:   All right, it's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
John Jay:   Agreed.
Bishops:   I would like drugs, sex and rock n’ roll to be taken into consideration.
John Jay:   Right. And now, I'd like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.

That hymn…

I hope that John Jay College doesn’t use this methodology to train cops. “Damn the evidence, question the accused, ignore the victims and acquit…” Today, as the study is released,  they are singing the Popes praises with the same effusion they had for the first million dollar study and, to quote the Pope, in his ‘Science: A Hymn Of Praise”

 “that between science and faith there is friendship, and that men of science can undertake, through their vocation to the study of nature, a genuine and fascinating journey of sanctity.”

Unless, of course, we mean the nature and sanctity of Truth.




 "But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in Me, 
it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, 
and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea" 


(Matthew 18:10, King James Version).


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Send in the Clowns...



Dear Mr. Obama,

We here on the Liberal Elitist Left want to congratulate you on your recent successes on the World Stage. We particularly like your new SEAL trick and applaud you for working without a net (or washcloth). We also want to applaud you for sticking to the legitimate stage when others are going with the more popular Circus metaphor.

But even on the stage there are pitfalls and pratfalls. Anyone who has watched Shakespeare or Celebrity Apprentice can tell you that as soon as something dramatic, moving or triumphant has happened they do something to quickly change the mood, distract and appease the groundlings who didn’t come to see a death scene. They send in the clowns.

We send this warning because we know that you already have been besieged by other clowns and it may seem like they have all exited (stage right even). But the slapstick comedy of Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Mike Huckabee and Donald Trump are there to provide cover. You see, theatre employs two kinds of clowns. The first is the rustic, slapstick, banana peel fall on your bumpkin type clowns. They are there to distract, obfuscate and misdirect while the second type, the court jesters wait in the wings.

So this week said jesters came out in fool force as if drawn down by the fool moon. None of them stand a chance at gaining the nomination. They are not liked or wanted by the faithful or the party. They are well funded and are all playing a weird endgame and following the lead of wise-fool McCain who had the great good fortune of watching the real contenders in '08 all shoot each other and then he became the ‘fool on the hill’ made heir apparent (until he imPalined himself). The new fools hope that the real nominees (Pawlenty, Daniels,etc.) make a mistake, reveal a skeleton or all just shoot or bore each other to death.

We know you like to be the adult in the room and it would be easy to let these guys hoist themselves on their own petards (they will) but the GOP don’t suffer fools gladly, lightly or without cause. They are here to do damage in the way the serious contenders can’t. They are like those things on your food processer that push the cabbage in so you don’t  lose a finger. Make no mistake; they are here to shove meat in the grinder while the rest wait safely off camera.

Shakespeare tells us, “A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.” You are not the candidate of ‘08’ and you cannot let these guys get traction and drag you down into birther type issues like Deathers, Torture, Culture War wedge issues and other fear based memes. It isn’t that we can’t have this discussion, but it means that we control the debate, choose the moment and use our words wisely.

They will eventually self destruct and you won’t face them in November but you must not let them get away before you make the real candidates disavow and ‘refudiate’ them. You must not let them cast immigration, race (yours or others) and class (medicare, welfare, unemployment) etc. as the problem. You must champion the less fortunate and cast them as racist, classist and the true elitists working towards an America that excludes, stratifies and privatizes our rights as they foist their responsibilities on the rest of us.

The Primary season is a funny thing. These clowns are here to excite the base and rattle the swords of the far right to get out the vote. They will make promises that the GOP has no intention of keeping and they will be discarded like the Kleenex Karaoke Kandidates they are but not until they have done their dirty work and job one, for them, is making it all about you.

Court Jesters have a short shelf life but you can, and must. turn it around. Force the GOP to talk about Medicare and Tax Credits for the rich. Force them to take sides whenever these bozos contradict each other or themselves and always ask the big question. What happened to the promise of Jobs? What significant piece of legislation in the first hundred days created a single job?

Job one is making it all about jobs. Keep ‘em on point and on their own petard…

Sincerely,

The Leftist Elites

PS- Don’t quote Shakespeare. 

Monday, May 16, 2011

MICHIGAN SEEMS LIKE A METAPHOR NOW



MICHIGAN SEEMS LIKE A METAPHOR NOW
Why the mitten matters…

My dad used to get mad at the family car. It wasn’t working right. It wasn’t as fast or as efficient as when he bought it and he was going to ‘fix’ it. He began by taking it apart and in the end, he rendered it completely useless. In the end it cost more to ‘fix’ it then to repair or rebuild it. In the end, the driveway was littered by ‘extra parts’. Things that he believed weren’t important. The car was dead. It wasn’t his fault.  He blamed Detroit. The Union. The Japs… He had successfully reinvented our family car. In the process, he destroyed it.

Then he sold off the parts…

Poor Michigan.

In the last few years it seems like every time the news comes on, something horrible is happening to my mitten shaped state. Auto industry bailouts, double digit unemployment, abysmal education rankings, Kwame Kilpatrick, Eagle Rock, are just a few of the headline makers that have landed us in the National News over the last few years. So it was understandable when Rick Snyder was elected promising to ‘reinvent government’ that many hoped for the best. No one expected the worst.

The first hundred days of reinvention have plastered our state all over the headlines again and it couldn’t be more embarrassing, disappointing or dangerous. ‘Reinvention’ apparently means ‘dismantling’. This isn’t hypothetical. Poor and primarily black Benton Harbor and the Detroit Public Schools have already lost their representative form of government and over twenty more are on the list.

A privatized Emergency Financial Manager has replaced the elected board of Education of the Detroit Public Schools and all executive decision makers. The Benton Harbor elected City Commission, Mayor, City Manager and all other administrative positions have absolutely no power. He is also dismantling the Unions. Governor Rick Snyder is dismantling representative government. Democracy.

There’s a lot of other bad stuff going on in Michigan but let’s stick to Democracy. The Emergency Financial Manager Law that was passed here in March, gives a single individual, hired by the governor, the power to dismantle any locally elected school board or city council if he deems it necessary. No vote. No appeal. No democracy.

Most people who watch the news from FOX to MSNBC may all come away with different but similar feelings. It is something akin to, “Too bad, so sad…” and then some version of, “They deserve it…” on the right; a resigned leftish “it was bound to happen1” and, in the middle, a “something had to be done” meme rationalizes while it justifies. Underneath it all is a belief or a prayer that Poor Michigan is somehow different. Michigan is not the Coasts. Michigan is not the Beltway. Michigan is the opposite of the South, the antithesis of the booming Southwest. Michigan is a past pleasant peninsula far, far from us out here in ‘Fortunate World’. Michigan must have made a mistake….

When I was growing up in my little town there were more movie screens here per-capita than anywhere in the country. Why? My Michigan town was a perfect cross section of America. If it played here it would play anywhere. What is happening here is happening because we are the most vulnerable, be it due to socio-economics, race or both, as in Benton Harbor. But this is just a test and a template. It is a deliberate laboratory using the convenient excuse of emergency and the present political climate of fear. If it works in Michigan it will work in your state; is working in your state. Ask Arizona. Ask Ohio. Ask South Dakota, Rhode Island, Minnesota. Ask your legislators and governor. Ask. Ask them if they write the laws or does someone else. Someone unelected. Michigan seems like a metaphor now…

The think tanks that are coming up with this legislation intend to test it here and they are taking their show on the road; to your state. This is not a threat. This is happening. They aren’t even hiding it. It isn’t a conspiracy theory. These groups even call it a template and your elected officials are members of these groups. Nearly 2000 of our legislators are members. That is about a third of all state legislators. Many are paying their steep membership and ‘conference’ fees with your tax dollars. Many get corporate ‘scholarships’. The remainder is being funded by the ever present Koch brothers and their ilk.

Check and see how many Legislators and Governors are preparing budgets that target collective bargaining. See how many are planning to gut public schools with voucher plans. See how many are planning to de-fund public arts or eliminate them altogether. Check and see if your state is planning on defunding health care, specifically for women. Most of all, check to see if there are Emergency Managers being planned in your state. See if the language all seems eerily alike.

It is happening here and it is happening all at once. The spare parts left on the driveway are human lives. Foreclosed homes. Broken dreams. We are no longer an asset but the overhead, the problem. We are now merely obstacles to a corporatized, privatized, homogenized and democracy free Pure Michigan. The biggest piece being left out of our ‘reinvented’ Engine of the State is democracy. Our democracy is no different, here in Michigan, than the democracy that runs the engine of your state except your vote still means something. For now.

Then he sold off the parts…

Here in my beautiful mitten state, one can find a type of tree that looks like many trees all clumped together They look different and they look separate but if you were to dig them up, you would find they are really ‘shoots’ that all share a single root system. They are really one tree and if you were to poison the weakest shoot they would all die.


Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Naked Emperor... Top 10 Reasons to RECALL RICK SNYDER



Top Ten Reasons to RECALL RICK SNYDER

Are you getting your ‘Dollar’s’ worth? Here’s ten reason to sign that petition and VOTE…

10. He needs time to develop that ‘Rick In A Box’ idea.

9. FOX has a higher paying job in Beck’s old time slot.

8. We’re just trying to save the Koch brothers some money.

7. Hiring the CFO of Detroit as an EFM is like hiring Lindsey Lohan as a store detective 

6. He needs time to look up the words, 'emergency', 'financial' and 'manager'.

5. Thinks Democracy is just a suggestion and elected officials can be outsourced.

4. He supports Collective bargaining as long as there is no ‘collective’ or any ‘bargaining’.

3. Believes the Constitution is optional and the Bill of Rights more like a buffet.

2. Because he is 'reinventing government' the way Bin Ladin reinvented air travel.

And the number one reason to Recall Rick Snyder…..